Since I have been pregnant, I have had some insanely crazy and vivid dreams. A lot of them I can't remember, a lot of them I choose to forget, and some I just have to share with others. The one I had last night is hilarious, so I wanted to share!! Just so everyone knows, the only drugs I am taking are prenatal vitamins....
I was walking through this wooded area, and there were a bunch of squirrels. One squirrel, in particular, decided to follow me. Everywhere. I. Went. He was scaring the crap out of me, trying to jump on me and bite me. I kept telling the squirrel to "get off!" and to "leave me alone!", but he wouldn't listen. He ended up jumping at me and biting me on the hand. I started to scream because he wouldn't let go and (this is where it gets really strange), I got stopped by a cop. A squirrel cop. That's right - a squirrel in a cop uniform, cop hat, with badge, gun - the whole deal. He told me that I needed to stop being mean to the squirrels and he wrote me a ticket for yelling at the squirrel who bit me and made me bleed. In shock, I took my ticket and continued on my way. The squirrel who bit me continued to follow and taunt me because I got in trouble and had to be nice to him.
End of dream. WTH?!?! :) Just thought I would share that with you!

















